Total Medals Earned: 51 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 950 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/320 points)
Went on your first date.
Got stood up. FeelsBadMan.
You got fished by a cat!
Slapped a dinosaur.
Chimp stole your money!
Met your stalker.
Made a witch angry!
Taught an alien to love.
Been on 100 dates.
Finished a date with one move.
Learned all the dating moves.
Swiped left 1000 times.
Swiped right 1000 times.
Had 1000 successful dates!
Successfully dated your first soul fish!
In the arms of your Soul Whale.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Blast an enemy's head off!
Handle every gun in the game
Complete the game in under 8 minutes
Complete the game without dying!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (20/120 points)
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Get punched out by Tom.
Beat Toms butt for blamming your submission.